Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Where Angels Fear to Tread

Well, I have been blogging for a few days now and have not had too many comments on my posts. I find this a little disheartening. I have, however, received some real life input on my musings from helpful (concerned?) friends, and so will endeavor to do the following from now on:

a) Write snappily - there's nothing like a pithy phrase.
b) Write less - apparently there's also nothing like a short post, especially to the Halo-and-Doom generation.
c) Stop linking to so many amusing yet tangential websites.

There, there you go. Shorter than Dick Cheney's shotgun barrel, snappier than a bra at promtime, and less amusingly tangential than Ross Perot. Or should I be aiming for less tangentially amusing? Truly, as Polonius intimated at length, "brevity is the soul of wit." Or was that levity?

2 comments:

Stephanie said...

d) The words "Ross Perot" and "bra" should be used in the same sentence together more often.

Also, when it comes to blogging, I would have to agree that I'm a fan of the Arnold Rimmer lovemaking technique: "Like a Japanese meal - small portions but so many courses."

simon said...

what do angels have to do with that?